The physics teacher would know that children have a terrible coefficient of restitution. This must be some other curious teacher.

Now consider wild fires during that period.

Don’t forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

Nobody in the history of humanity has been asked how pedantic they are.

By “better for you”, they mean compared to lard. Which, is the proper pie ingredient if all reason is abandoned in pursuit of the old ways.

…is this meme taking a swipe at the G.W.Bush administration? What year is it?

Yep.

Because their mothers are bitches.