I had to look it up.
So I guess the joke here is that the guy has lost almost all his hair due to the stress of the incident.
No worries. No hopes saleman here.
Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.
At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.
If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.
Horrible place and bad English.
I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!
Ah, I see you’re using FartGPT instead of ChatGPT
Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD
Ah, it’s green(ish) again
The app will probably get false positives anyway.
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So Windows 11 has a built-in keylogger!
Unless it turns out that only the supid MS one works on that specific company.
Still good enough for my needs.
The page is even incomplete, there’s a lorem ipsum at the bottom.
Greedy fucks.