Autocorrupt are politicians in South America and elsewhere.

This is a good one. 😂

Too bad those microplastics didn’t end up in your micropenis.

Why is it scary?

Right?! Added to my spank bank.

It’s like Millium, but one more.

It’s typically meth heads that are stealing all of the copper.

All air dryers are trash, always have been.

Lame duck don’t give a fuck.

It’s the first part that I don’t agree with. There’s zero reason to not hire a contractor in the first weeks of owning a new place. Assuming due diligence, you should know prior to closing what areas might need attention.

Yes. I recently took my son to an appointment where my phone died as we pulled up. My phone dying is incredibly rare. I proceeded to clean my car while I waited. I went through the center console, the glove box, the side door pockets, under the seats, behind the front seats, basically everywhere in the cabin of the car cleaning and organizing while I waited. If my phone had a charge, I wouldn’t have done any of that. So yes, I’m addicted to my phone.

Holy fuck, what shit advice.

That’s so adorably batty!

Google doesn’t have to do shit. Ffs

Which no one willingly uses

Reminds me of your mom’s tit.

Since my parents said it the day I was born.

Incels/“gamers” harassing a woman - shocker.

Lost my wife to cancer. She was 36. Fuck cancer.

They ought to release a new phone every six months so morons keep buying them and my stocks continue to soar.