I got called “Mr. Left Face” once.

Now that you’re an adult with disposable income, you can pay money to relive those adolescent thrills with this vintage, scandalous, NSFW explicit filth.

No ragrets.

To just invest in broad index funds instead of trying to play the stock market.

Bogleheads

Sure it is.

Obviously the ska.

Drova: Forsaken Kin, very fun 2D RPG in the Gothic mold…i.e., you start off weak and will get your ass kicked by rats and wasps, getting your first set of real armor takes hours and feels like a major power-up, multiple factions you can join that are deeper than “good guy vs bad guy.” Small development team (I think it’s just 6 German dudes) but they’re actively engaged and quick with patches.

But hey, at least we got to sell more ad space by printing another article about it…

Mermaids aren’t furry.

Here’s a more in-depth article, with pictures.

9 inches.

I was planning to join the military after high school. It was a 3 hour drive to the closest MEPS (military entrance processing station), so the local recruiters only made the trip out there once a week. I already had my date set when another guy dropped out, so my recruiter asked if I was interested in going a week earlier. I said absolutely, because I was dead et on being in the Army, so what difference did one more week make?

So that’s how I enlisted on Sept 5th, 2001…

I don’t remember specifically, but it would have been something on my uncle’s Atari 2600 in the late '80s…probably Dig Dug or Pitfall.

My main takeaway from that article is that Nautico Crepusculo would be a good album title.

They Dorf’d him.

As long as you’re convicted of a crime.

X-COM with the Long War mod.

Football Manager 2016 was the first version I tried. I put 1,500+ hours into it and only stopped because I decided to upgrade to Football Manager 2018. I’m on 2024 now at ~400 hours.

The amount of time it took to write this article is longer then the amount of time anyone will spend playing this character.

I was going to counter with, “what about Real Time w/ Bill Maher,” but I’ve never actually seen that show so you’re still correct.