Extra juicy since the third bird is another male

Computers can spread viruses too ☝️🤓

Me for about a decade before going fuck it and learning a trade

It isn’t but I kinda wanna travel to Venus now

Usually mostly mammals though because since they’re able to digest breast milk a little meat tends to agree with them better. But yeah at the end of the day free protein is probably worth an upset tummy out in the wild.

It’s been three years. Please return my family.

I’m thinking of getting a refurbished Steam Deck OLED and was gonna wait till after christmas but if they announce a successor soon the price might drop even further. But then again if I wait much longer I might as well get the new one. The struggle of being cheap lol.

They usually are if you don’t start flailing your arms. I usually feed them when they approach me while I’m eating. They don’t even have brains but they can still gauge someone’s threat level.

Mom found the piss jacket

That one really scratches the itch! Just built a headphone factory with nice space efficiency. 4 headphones per second.

You may ignore curvature for this assignment

Finger for scale

I was about to send this to my diabetic buddy

Common misconception but it’s actually based on Saint Nukulus, the guy that puts uranium in your boots if you leave them out overnight.

Apes are a kind of monkey

Milage may vary but my sleeping schedule has improved a lot since completely getting rid of my alarm. My body apparently knows what time it is even when I’m asleep cause I usually wake up right when I need to. Even if I go to sleep at midnight and have to get up at 5am. And if not then the cat has me covered.

I wouldn’t read it too literally. The answer isn’t treating someone to a theme park visit every time. The point is they got chatting and went with the flow. That’s what it takes. Doesn’t lead to a friendship every time but eventually it will.

Elasmotherium! at the Disco

Can I do all three?