VanillaGorilla

Yes, they are now. But those evil communist lefties try to take their birthright from them! 😭

I’m starting a gofundme for him. That poor little fella!

Remember, those tears are falling over the fear of not being able to squeeze the last dollar out of every other being anymore. They don’t fear for their life. They fear not being able owning yours.

“Alexa, shoot the bedroom lights”

Wake up rested

Master Hairy

That’s still more than I expected. But it doesn’t look like the dramatic turn of tides.

I think they’ll round up to the next thousand dollars. They don’t seem like they figured that math thing out yet.

That has happened to me. Amazon on itself was reliable and good, all the issues I had were marketplace related but so bad I look for alternatives for every purchase now.

Germany seems to have been an earlier adopter of Mastodon (the instance is hosted by the government). If I understood it correctly they just decided to stop using Twitter, it’s not like they started the instance today.

That sounds like a win to me.

BBQ!

Space banjo!

What if Elon is coming with you and is declared supreme leader of Mars?

I thought we were sure about spez being an idiot?

Top be honest, I’d be even more pissed receiving a nft flair ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And suffer the potential consequences like a mild headache and a sore arm for some days? Never!

Remember that us idiots that took the vaccination would die in about half a year? I can’t remember my funeral, but I really hope it was beautiful.

Or maybe we didn’t die and their bullshit was all made up and by now they could have had a chance to understand that. But that’s speculative.

But… but… cool flair!?

They don’t make shampoo the way they used to :-(

Ok, now I’m turned on.