How is this not a crappy article about a crappy PR?

Maybe self censored “shit”?

Premium Duo is increasing by $2/month. The others are a $1/month increase.

Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/24/spotify-increases-prices-for-its-premium-subscription-plans.html

Sure, you’ll get that… Along with ads for coffee subscriptions.

Stating other obvious things, I’d guess.

A friend of mine had a sign on her door that warned about a sleeping baby, please don’t make noise and wake the baby!

I wear one in public when I’m sick, or when someone in the family is sick. I just assume that whatever they have is something I’ll catch sooner or later.