So I was a GM for a FS company’s account for an Investment Firm in Seattle for awhile, and for some reason they wanted me to pay the coffee account through my company credit card. Okie, dokie.

There were 3 floors of Starbucks coffee machines that ground and brewed each individual cup, and the hoppers on top held 2-3lbs (I forget). So that was min. 4 machines per floor, plus the C suite and catering, all the coffee we bought was from the same vendor. Now the kicker was, NONE of the storage cabinets in the break rooms had locks, so the employees were walking off with a veritable shit ton of free, premium coffee beans.

My CC had originally the standard 5k credit limit…and with everything else I needed to purchase that wasn’t going to be enough for the month, so I got the regional comptroller to get the limit increased…and then again…and then again.

We spent about 12-15k per month on just coffee (at our cost) which would translate to about 50k in sales to the company.

[Bonus bit: My CC limit ended up at a 35k limit which I kept after I left that account… nobody believed me that it was so high. I was a superstar doing openings when we needed to get new kitchen equipment that day and we rolled out to the local restaurant supply store and bought it on the card…at the end of my time with that company I was at a bitch of an account and stopped doing my monthly reconciliation report, to the tune of 6-7 months and over 250k of charges that they were screaming at me to get the receipts turned in…and to be honest I was out of fucks to give, and they made us use a new system that was absolutely a huge piece of time sucking shit].

Won’t matter when there is a federal ban, a ban on Plan B being mailed, etc. all backed by the supreme court.

The most raped dolphin wins?

Modern cave came from Old French which took it from Latin cavea

So far there is a great love for Vermin Supreme

The best technology ever stolen. That’s why they named their company Bejioing.

Yeah… amazing how she found her morals when the orange thumb started pressing her-too little too late IMO.

OTOH, it does speak to her character that she had nothing to hide unlike Lindsey Graham’s deep, deep closet.

My kitchen must have is an analog clock.

Years of training and using it daily, never wore a watch and don’t give a shit what time it is when I am out of the kitchen.

A Griffin, the Turducken of the Middle Ages

The humorist with the balls.

Granted the balls are literally on her fetus, but balls figuratively as well.

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Balls.

So regardless of the endorsement or not, they didn’t kiss Trump’s ring so if he wins he will piss on them…and they will open wide for big orange boy.

Salt water Crocs are not tiny. Some alligators are on the smallish side comparatively, but there are big gators out there too.

Yes, for spaghetti.

And yes it’s for people who know they are ‘making a funny’, it doesn’t bother me for kids or others.

Pah-sketti

You’re 65 Brad, use big boy words.

I got one to replace the Xbox that I’ve had hooked up to my tv’s since gen 1… absolutely no regrets.

I have a 14+hr travel day coming up in the next couple months and it’s going to get it’s first work out as a portable, lol.

This makes trump love his buddy even more

Imagine your coworker not showing up anymore with no news. Imagine your professor disappearing. Imagine going to a restaurant that is closed because of “staff issues”, your oil change takes 3 days, or any other issue 4x as long Imagine going to a grocery store and gasp there isn’t fresh fruit or vegetables…the golf course you go to has grass that is UNCUT!

Stupid small handed red hats.

Always has been

I sent mine via fax/email, no less than 2 email confirming receipt.

Still harassing my family to fill out their ballots.

Reading this Monday morning, good luck!