Minced Melvin is where it’s at.

Do they eat barns?

Woah that’s my name too

Woah, do you have any other interesting info on early earth?

At that point, what quit?

Must have had you wishing for a nuclear winter.

No, only Nissans. It says right there.

I didn’t think war was often fought just for the sport of battle.

You probably won’t.

Dark cloud 2

Weird I didn’t realize that was an actual thing. That’s how worms smell to me too.

Unless yours decided to kill you.

Terrible news Toronto, I’m not from around there but is there a specific charity to donate to, or anything I can do that would help?

I always thought it was “To be in love” instead of “and I say ‘yeah’” until now. I never really understood that lyric, which is kinda ironic.

You don’t produce as much oil when you shower less which is what the smelliest bacteria consume.

That must be weird at work, or do you leave and come back?

It’s going strong here. Have you been banned from Alaska recently?

Oh Margot not only are you an incredible actress but a hilarious comedian! So cool we have a famous celebrity like you within the fediverse!

I miss the solar death ray.

So you’re implying a conspiracy theory about a conspiracy theory.

First person I remember trying to convince me was about a decade ago, and there’s been plenty of others since then. All of them conservative and believing in a mix of other popular conspiracies from 5g control, to bigfoot, to reptilians controlling the planet. These are physical people in my life that not only believe, but passionately defend their theories. I really don’t think they’re getting paid by a corporation to tell me about the flat earth.

It’s weird that they all lean right though.