fucking elizabethans, no it can’t possibly be that they put on fat so they can —like— survive not eating; no it’s that the fat makes them sleep

brains so fucking huge they needed corsets and collars for structural support

cogito ergo cum

exactly, i’d have gone with just posting a cute image of the otter and the text “chomnkey floofer 🙏”, but i guess they have too many old people who would just think they’re having a stroke or something.

yeah sorry bud but i’ve done my own research and cooling liquids burn cold, i won’t fall for your industry propaganda.

cooling liquid would make cold fires idiot, how would that melt steel?

exactly, i’ve noticed some people on youtube can be REALLY good at this, like Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong for example. Just introduce your jargon the first time it’s used and put up a little explanation every time afterward.

convinced some people just get off on arbitrary grammatical rules

3 miserable men in a trenchcoat

it’s basically just that we needed writing to really start building up stockpiles of knowledge and build upon things, and we didn’t start really permanently writing things down until we needed bookkeeping for tax reasons, which wasn’t necessary until we fucked up by inventing civilization.

Like seriously, everything we know in the modern world may very well stem from our ancestors in the fertile crescent wanting to brew beer and bake bread, it’s so fucking funny.

he’s on the show to debunk or verify everything with his firsthand experience as an immortal, actually he built the pyramids and he’s getting utterly fed up with everyone assuming aliens or workers did it.

i wear mine as a nose piercing

unrealistic, everyone knows mcdonalds only hires other people, never yourself.

sus

untitled gender

well they already can, cooperative fishing FTW

colin mochrie’s big bald head searing the vision from your eyes as you turn the coin over

we really need a proper beginner-friendly language that has no maths

yeah, as it turns out humans are actually inherently mutualistic and when faced with adversity will reliably organize quite well.

because, like, that’s a pretty handy feature to evolve as a social species.

they’re evil wasps, the average wasp is just a standard flying insect with a weird abdomen and propensity for parasitizing other horrid creatures.

but worker bees generally don’t have to sting anything, the amount of them that do have to do so is low enough that it’s not a big issue, and they have probably gotten work done before dying anyways.