As far back as high school I assumed this was possible. All it took was learning about amendments 18 (Prohibition of alcohol) and 21 (scratch that).

Those touting their pocket edition US Constitutions (I think we saw Ted Cruz do this?) do the same with bibles. All I see is John Brittle from Django Unchained.

You’re like my first Lemmy celebrity

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I’m out of the loop. Is CRINE supposed to be “crying”?

Union Dixie

Seconded Party in the CIA!

I remember seeing this after he bought Twitter

The new “phone, wallet, keys”

The dork in me loves when Tim does not end a line with a preposition.

+1 Sudden Urge!

I slept on most of the post-Endgame catalogue except for maybe 5 songs, and this was not one of them. I eased up on the skip button one day in the car recently and got to hear it again, for what felt like the first time. It gave me chills.

My read on it was that onstage he’d ogle underage girls/attendees, really flexing the rockstar swagger or whatever. He’d somehow relay to them an invitation to meet him after the show, and he’d bring them onto the tour bus where he’d pressure or trap them into having sex.

A silver lining is, as I read it, the rest of the band immediately disavowed him. Some fans/ commenters alleged the other band members had to have been aware he was doing this, particularly citing the close quarters of the tour bus. Yet, the band holds its stance that they really did not know.

It was on that one show, right?

My wife and I had to struggle to remember the word “hook” in the context of “the phone is off the hook”.

“Fee speech” is a serendipitous typo. Or maybe you meant it. First I’ve heard it, anyway.

Upvote for a quality zoo exhibit

I was thinking the OC could’ve (should’ve) started some shit by putting them in order by distance from the sun as they are now, except for putting Saturn before Mercury. And then enjoy the hand wringing.

Piss after fapping. TWO STREAMS

Well…you made me feel one iota less justified in sending my dad a shirt with Bootlicker in large font.