Rank for sure. Loud farts are funny. Rank are disturbing.

They’re extra because they’re not going for the smart fish. They’re targeting the dumb fish.

Cranberry juice. It has antioxidants!

JP will never get robot legs. What a douche.

That soap does what it’s told or it gets the hose again.

Haha! Truth. Hard, sad, truth.

I’d finally donate to Wikipedia. And NPR. So much so that both of them won’t have to ever ask me for money ever again.

Not quite mind control, but I’d like the ability to blast common sense into morons minds by looking at them. Like a psychic mind dart that says, “maybe this line has a purpose and I should get in queue instead of trying to force my way in from the outside” or “maybe I should listen to the sign that says ‘don’t put your kid on a railing above tiger enclosure.’”

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, muthafuckahs!!

His very touch in public repulses her, he just got his ass handed to him about the Stormy Daniels case where he banged her while his current wife just had his baby, and she refused to live with him in the white house. Get the popcorn boys, my heart is melting like butter too.

I’m actually very happy with the A24 releases especially ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ for creativity and unique story telling. The fact that they are killing it in awards and cult favorites gives me hope that maybe we can just say “fuck the big studios” and put talent into smaller budget companies and get good stuff out that people will take chances on.

I have 30 duck duck go tabs open rn. I keep trying to reduce them, but I feel like they’re important to keep up.

Completely out and I had RIF for at least eleven years. They got rid of a part of me; I don’t want shit to do with the site anymore. I’d also be out of Facebook if it weren’t for messenger. I look to Lemmy for updates on the dumpster fire that is Reddit now.

“Let’s go Brandon!” Bumper stickers.