This is mid 00s but I’d bring back Oink. And my ratio

This is the copypasta at the beginning of the creation myth of the artist Floating Points.

If they’re like their cousins you don’t want a pet that smart. Especially with a trunk. Good luck mammoth proofing your house.

First band I ever saw live.

Still have the smarties they threw to the crowd after the last song.

Toronto… 07ish

Do you like it? It’s very flattering.

but have you tried yoga

This sounds like a failed check in Disco Elysium

Swimming.

Miscounted strokes while doing backstroke. Right on the soft spot of the head.

The matrix?

Took the invention of the repeating rifle to win the west.

You’re an up an coming music artist with a song starting to gain some traction.

Super famous singer “offers” to be featured on your track

Super famous singer then hits you with a bill for that feature you obviously can’t pay

You can either take down your trending song, or sign a developmental deal with the label, where they basically own your past and future work.

The double belt in the background makes me question whether his marked hand is an admission mark or if he’s straight edge.

Definitely mid 00s.

The heart is blackened.

Yeah, Pittsburgh here, I totally say lay-shun.

It’s been said the Pittsburgh accent is one of the least attractive so maybe don’t go mimicking our diction.

Not even after goals. It’s like the wave, you can start it up at most sporting events with the help of four other people.

Shoutout to the Sythstrom Deluge.

Open source. Battery is easily replaced, it’s an 18650. Packed with features and since it’s gone open source the updates have really ramped up.

You know it’s getting good updates when there’s 45 minute videos scratching the surface of what’s new in the beta.

The question is, is it actually a crab?

Exiled from his last job, the last honest Boeing worker now stress tests amusement park rides.

Idk, Dune might now be peak Zimmer.

As others have said, a monoculture will drain those specific nutrients.

Beans are kinda special being a nitrogen fixer. Lot of plants will drain nitrogen so we fertilize as supplement.

Plant beans, squash, and corn together and you won’t need to rotate your fields and the plants will form a sort of symbiosis working together.