What does it mean to touch grass?

They should have an elevated bike highway so I can ride across town or down the ttc yonge subway corridor but higher up

Let’s all go into the office and spread our germs to one another! Make Office Mandatory Again!

Not for the C-Suite though, they still work from home

Gonna have to get used to these nuts, with food prices the way things are, now I’m competing for food with squirrels

Getting kicked out of occupied change rooms. Like, I thought sharing was caring

Yeah but Musk in the MCU got Thanos-snapped and the Avengers wisely left him out when they snapped everyone back

Justified and Ancient

Enshittification of the past

Let me tell you about waiting for AskJeeves to load up in the 90s.

Web crawler indeed

Sounds like them covering they asses after the fact

I am are agree with you, friend.

Don’t get rid of Trudeau! All my campaign, and my party’s policies in general, are about how he’s the Aunty Christ!! Without him, we’ve got nothing!!

It’s clearly a gummy worm. You should be safe to eat it immediately. It should taste like what a flavour engineer in the 80s thought peaches kinda taste like

I would like to enter the Matrix.

I mean, don’t they have enough people in China already?

Mom’s spaghetti?

So is it -just- committed a federal crime or have been doing so for years

Plus the fast and the furious movies only got good after they drove him off into the sunset

I wish we could hibernate, honestly

Using a baseball allusion when referring to censorship is shameful. You really dropped the ball here.