I’ve literally heard someone say “You’ll be discriminated against for being straight in the US!”

Nah, bruh. It’s not your straightness that’s the issue— it’s your stupid-ass views & shit-fuck opinions.

Absolutely ecstatic to check this out! 💖

Thank you for putting this in a spotlight! (: Happy Pride!!!

Shane, of course! Who tf gets jealous over Shane??

It’s funny in its own weird way! No worries.

I tried to show the game to my then-spouse, because I wanted him to play, too! He didn’t want to play “”“a lame girl game”“”.

Have a fun marathon!! And keep doing stuff together! (:

Imagine if Clint & Shane were combined.

It was baaaaaad lol

Lol nah it was the alcoholic. Ironically enough, the two of them were the most alike!

Wet moldy socks were a more appealing love interest.

My ex-spouse accused me of cheating on him.

…with a character in the video game.

…because I “clearly love him more that you love me!”

Whenever he’d be upset (for whatever reason), he would snap and say “Why don’t you go talk to the person you actually love??” before giving me the silent treatment until he needed something.

It was the beginning of the end.

Don’t miss it lol

EDIT: oh fuck, I forgot… he actually sold our PS4 containing the game/save file completely out of the blue a few months after his first accusation, without telling me first. The game in question was “Stardew Valley”. He was a shitty little man.

“If you can’t make your own dopamine, store-bought is fine!” 💖

When my kid has a nice day

A cute plush

Crab rangoon

Seeing plants start to bloom

Friendly cats

Seeing someone embrace their curiosity about a subject

My stupid bearded dragon

Seeing someone clearly filled with joy

Younger people discovering a “retro” thing and thinking it’s “cool”

Being able to answer a question because you have the niche knowledge to do so

Someone who is genuinely awed by sometimes you put a lot of time / effort into

Eating a juicy, crunchy, delicious apple that hits that craving just right!

Seeing a cool bug

There’s more, but I’ll stop for now (but lmk if you need a continuation).

😊👏👏👏

Dear Blue Shield members: what improvements in “”“services”“” from Blue Shield have you seen?

“DO NOT RETALIATE because we are vewy scawed pls don’t huwt us oh no why are you being so vewy mean to us for no weason? 🥺”

And he’s right!

Idk if I’m aro, but I’m definitely ace.

I do have a desire for a partner, but more as a person I can be around and enjoy their company.

It definitely does not attract people, and most are highly skeeved out at the idea of a relationship without s×x, some people being like “then why be in a relationship??” Uhh… because love can be shown in other ways? Making you delicious meals, participating in/supporting your hobbies, building you up, encouraging you, cuddling, enjoying each others company, giving you gifts! It goes on & on.

My son just called it “the tittieverse” and now I hate ALL of you.

Sorry, my plethora of mycologist friends are non-existent.

I go to Lemmy to get crowd-sourced information from people’s personal experiences. From the looks of it, people are saying “yeah maybe don’t do that. Risky.” I’ll believe them! Amd the reasoning behind them seems sound, as well.

Better than asking bots on F×cebook or whatnot.

Listen: I’ve never gotten sick from eating slightly moldy bread. Ever.

Scallions, however, sent me to the emergency room shitting blood (turns out it was an allergy or intolerance or some nonsense).

I ain’t one of those “Taco Bell gives me explosive diarrhea” nerds. That’s weak. 😤

Does it make your guts rumble, fr??

I dunno. I miss him, though… and his pony pal Pokey, too.