The Chanting of Laments by the Men of Q Division!

Plus, you’ll sleep better from your body being truly tired.

It really varies by person. I sleep best on a foam matress on a futon on the floor. When I go to a hotel with the ultra-soft bedding it just seems weird.

I didn’t say anything about gender, and I agree with everything in your comment. In addition, I maintain that the original post’s divide-and-conquer victim-blaming is one of the worst possible takes on the fact that accessing mental health care (in the US) is harder than performing esoteric medieval alchemy.

All right, either:

• try to decide what kind of therapist is needed (difficult)
• figure out what kind of therapy/therapists are covered by insurance (time-consuming and stressful, sometimes impossible)
• provide a bunch of private information (time-consuming, difficult, and stressful)
• look through a list of relevant therapists nearby (usually easy)
• try to identify one that you might relate to or at least be able to deal with (very difficult, sometimes impossible)
• call them up one at a time to see if they’re really accepting new patients (time-consuming and stressful)
• try to find a regular time that works in your schedule for the new therapist and for other obligations (difficult)
• again provide a bunch of private information (time-consuming, difficult, and stressful)
• go meet with the therapist. try to get along with them because if you don’t it’s your fault and you have to start all over (difficulty varies, sometimes impossible)
• do all this while dealing with whatever problem you need therapy for (difficulty varies, sometimes impossible)

Or:

• access Paracelsus: https://paracelsus-project.org/ (easy)
• translate: https://translate.google.com/ (easy)
• distill potions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrrbGRIOhCw (easy)

I know the wording’s a meme, but the hell with whoever made the original post. Fuckem.

I’m glad this guy posted this, so his kid can show it to their therapist later in life.

Those were albino iirc.

Oh, but did you try reading it again louder?

Mr Chad McTruth, what’s the most truthful truth you’ve ever told?

why does this guy who looks like a 19 year old frat boy believe anyone should listen to his advice?

No, I get it. He reminds the bosses of their kids who they’re ignoring. He tells them what they want to hear so they can pretend their kids love them.

The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.

Every element of this anecdote is awesome. It’s like a mix of a joke, a logic puzzle, a ragebait, and a true crime.

One place I interviewed for actually wanted to see my physical diploma. This was memorable bc it was the only time it ever happened and luckily I happened to know where it was. Usually yeah they just contact the university’s “registrar” or “academic records” office and as part of the application process you sign a form saying it’s OK to release your records to them.

Yeah, that’s right. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox

whoop whoop

I’ll send an email if:

• I still want to work there after interviewing
• it’s to a peer (i.e. someone I might see in the future at a conference or another job)
• I really did enjoy talking with them
• they’re on the hiring committee (as far as I can tell)

Then I’ll send an email like: “hi, it was great talking with you, I hope things go well and we end up working together.” Then if we do run across each other professionally in the future, we’re more likely to remember each other.

She was my perimeter, my DMZ, my only endpoint…

How about if it’s read as a base pi number?

nice maps, homes!