I heard that mf has like, 30 gdamn clocks

Is that where your phone case opens up to receive your bro’s phone into it?

More of a 3 bean tea, no?

They knew waaaay more than the rest of us did at the time, you don’t wanna get MeToo’d for a party you went to 100 years ago, do you?

They don’t need anyone to trust the system, they just need to retain control.

I wonder what his premiums on life insurance are, I’m guessing those he leaves behind will be well taken care of.

Which is why they’re great at eating bugs that are famous for living in small crevices.

Then you have a dude walking all over this getting his head bashed in because he wanted to be real close to a passing train

Which is where the term thirst came from

Looks just like mine

My laptop sucks though so I can really only run anything up to Super Nintendo on it

“Luck is one of my skills” when it turns out this entire thing is a terrible idea for the date of humanity.

I read that as Just Poised on Things and thought it was very fitting.

As long as you show your work

I can imagine thinking it’s be funny in the early stages where things wouldn’t really be too logical they way they are now. Might even assume it wouldn’t actually do anything and I could just pull it back out.

I think you honestly have to compare the things he takes credit for with the things he openly does singlehandedly. It’s not just positive vs negative and assigning responsibility blindly.

Aliens might be real, though, I just doubt all the supposed sightings that can be chalked up to mistaking one thing for another, or just gov’t tech that we simply don’t know about.

Actually in his case OP mentioned that might actually be the case.

That actually makes a lot more sense, I’ll accept that. Although there are signs saying not to misuse the tools provided. Don’t see any of that on Amazon. At least not yet.