How does he keep up with the news like that?

Bees are gubbermint drones, and honey is simply concentrated 5G chemtrail juice that gives you super autism.

Animals aren’t just used, they are tortured on a industrial scale. That’s mainly why vegans oppose animal products.

Too many crickets

They should kiss.

Ancaps would be so cute, if there weren’t people actually taking them seriously.

Good catch

hehehe

Oh yes, the better monster catching game with better slavery and guns!

American Pokémon 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🦜

Good human.

Sweats in emacs

Ancient meme. Handle with caution

A lot of these private companies purposefully put in “pain points” to get you to spend more money in their ecosystems.

Aka Walled Gardens.

🎉 Exciting news!

Oh God, no!

Space potato.

Every single US government has been doing this exact same thing.

So… both sides are evil?

Better not make them mad, or they might not sponsor pride next year!

No love for neutrons ;-(

You wouldn’t download a PhD.

Get off the computer, you filthy wasp.