I mean you laugh because we failed to turn anything up in Desert Storm, but the US knew Saddam had chemical weapons mostly because we had the receipts from helping supply him with them in the 80’s to fight Iran. They just left that part out during the war hype coverage https://foreignpolicy.com/2013/08/26/exclusive-cia-files-prove-america-helped-saddam-as-he-gassed-iran/
https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/GAOREPORTS-NSIAD-94-98/html/GAOREPORTS-NSIAD-94-98.htm
Going out for spaghetti is like going out for a PB&J. Of all the minimal effort bottom tier things you could ask someone else to assemble for you…. If I’m paying a server 18% over cost of sale to bring a plate to me I’m at least asking for something that wasn’t made of ingredients most commonly found in a church food drive.