Poor little guy just looks lonely and needs someone to hold him and pet him

When you break the triforce into smaller, more digestible pieces

Observation: this looks like piss} Question: is this piss?} Hypothesis: this is probably piss} Experiment: drink the piss} Analysis: tastes like piss} Conclusion: it’s piss

We don’t get many Hood products where I am but every once in a while their eggnog will show up during the holidays and holy shit both their gingerbread eggnog and pumpkin spice eggnog are fantastic

Is that second one in Nokstella

Is that the horse that he offered to that airline attended as payment to fuck him after he pulled out his penis in front of her on the plane? They liquidated that horse?

Looks like the salmon fell off the nigiri

Very small percentage were angry, hostile, or adversarial. I’d say less than 10%. And we preached everywhere. That was the point. Suburban, rural, city, houses, apartments, even businesses

I’ve often heard that Diamond Is Unbreakable

I prefer all my farm tools and weapons to be made out of iridium personally, but that’s just me

I was raised that way and got out in my late 20’s (way too long). 7/10 doors nobody answers, most of the people who do either say “no thank you” or “thanks but I have my own religion”, a fair amount of the time you’ll get someone who feigns interest and takes the material just so you’ll leave and they don’t have to feel impolite (it’s not impolite to say no). Sometimes you’ll get someone legit interested. Sometimes you’ll get someone who a n g e r y

Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties

Hello fellow escapee. You might recognize the one I commented on here lol

No I just thought it was funny. But in reality the worst “sermon” (so to speak) I attended was when the speaker started going off about men in tight pants and women in “spanx”. He very clearly didn’t understand what spanx were and was most likely talking about yoga pants. That’s not even to mention the homophobic rant where he implied that all fashion designers were perverted gay men who designed tight pants so that they could look lustfully at other men in tight pants

That one where Trump held up a bible

They want to convince you to come to their church so you can donate to their church which is totally not profit it is for the lord trust me it’s not sweet delicious tax-exempt profit mmmm

I’m really inexperienced with Linux but I’ve become interested since getting a steamdeck which uses KDE for its desktop, which I’ve enjoyed—so how do KDE and mint compare?

HE ZOOMIN

You can have social media and still have a private life? Just don’t share everything on social media.

Like me wearing a balaclava for my social anxiety