You must be licking some damn good pennies

I don’t know, he has an irrational hatred for SPIDER-MAN, but he’s a cut above most newspapers

Please tell the cops to stop stimulating my cones and rods

A 10 minute drive is a 10 minute drive, man. A 10 minute drive is a 30 minute e-bike ride, or 90 minutes+ by foot.

Alright, buddy, three things:

1. I quite literally have a bad leg and walk with a cane, so fuck running.

2. The 10 minute drive includes stretches of highway.

3. I generally don’t have three hours to burn in travel time (round trip) when I want to eat at a restaurant.

Personally, I have no family to take care of and work from home, and as part of that I gave up on cars. Very good for my finances overall. But it does mean that restaurants that were once a 10 minute drive away are now inaccessible except for delivery.

I mean, the person taking the photo probably wasn’t actually detained.

Been in the back of one a few times.

It resembles the back of a police car.

Where’s my spidey-strength to rip off the depression when someone says that

I dig your time travel outfit

you can refuse

I’m sorry, my ingrained urge to be polite is greater than my urge to avoid human contact, which, in turn, is greater than my urge to live.

It’s… actually a bit ugly. But if it brings the locals happiness, de gustibus non disputandum est.

The NCD future

Oh boy I do love gavelkind

Oh god, not more border gore

UH OH, WRONG ROME, ABORT, ABORT

Species, as an example, are far from strict and static categories, but such categories are still standard in academia because even in a field as precision-oriented as academic and scientific studies, they ARE still useful reflections of real phenomena.

There are plenty of trans individuals who’d disagree with that. Gender is a made-up concept the same way that ‘birds’ are a made-up concept - they’re a human categorization of actual phenomena.

Did they? I thought they just kept drawing ever-more degenerate porn