As excited as I am to see my home city actually growing and gaining national attention, I miss the chill cow-town vibes. Traffic is only gonna get worse from here.

quit JAQing off bro

Can you imagine how heavy one of those would be at full scale?

touche

Not that much money though.

IDK why people are downvoting you, that’s essentially how it works. Everything is super interconnected now, but it wasn’t always that way and the constitution hasn’t been updated to reflect it.

Sell feet pics

Off topic but you HAVE listen to this song at least once before you go. The whole album is one of my favorites.

IDK man my toaster oven works pretty well

Good eye! I drove through on my honeymoon in October and we most certainly did!

based

The biggest, flattest, thinnest sheet you can make.

Shit man, I used to commute almost that exact distance each way. Anything under triple digits is practically in-town in many places.

You were being an ignorant dick and I called you on it. It’s not my fault you can’t handle a few hours on the road.

Touche lol

The rural exodus happened for many reasons, none of which have to do with the availability of high-speed internet. People are born where they are born, and often live there too. Sometimes that place is densely populated and replete with amenities, such as the Alps, sometimes it’s not. You don’t have to be an uneducated dick.

two hours is waaaay out there guys!

My sides are in orbit! Here is a side-by side of the Alps

next to a small section of the American Rockies,

which is still nothing compared to Canada (yes there are people in that big empty area).

No offense, but true European rural doesn’t exist.

no

Don’t be naive. What’s happening now is the result of a pattern in human behavior which has played out countless times before. It may be cathartic to throw your arms up and say “nothing matters and everything is a lie, burn it all” but that’s not productive and it will allow the greater of many evils to win.