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Update your bios, grab a clean disk image before you go, nuke it from orbit when you get back and restore from backup.

I sometimes use ‘lmao’ as punctuation and I don’t know if I hate that or not

I’m excited for this to start triggering anti-trust legislation

Please no

Belladeez nuts

Fukkin gottem

Makes me wonder if there was some critical component of the pre-rtx cards that they couldn’t open for some reason

Specifically that person probably contracts a law firm to handle the bureaucratic aspect, on an ongoing basis and a support team to handle low level issues.

He was outside the perimeter which had the metal detectors

That is actually really nice sounding

Idk about some of these given the age bracket, but Spot the Fed is fun for the whole family.

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They were not asking

Sort of. It asks as part of a series of questions on first boot when you sign up for a new account at the same time, but it defaults to yes, so idk if you would count that as opt-out or not.

At least in some jurisdictions if it’s collected as a tip it has to be passed to the employees

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

For parody it would have to be untrue, yes?

Even if it’s obvious, it’s still important to say

'The wind keeps blowing my wifi signal away ’ is more than enough information to diagnose the problem, and ‘the computer forgot my password’ is now a real thing since password managers started coming baked into browsers.

We are so far beyond parody of ourselves that i have no idea how the onion stays in business.

Not less standardized so much as when the only cooling loops were custom ones and not AIO

I thought that was Harambe. Or was he the first sign of deviation?