JUSTIN BAILEY
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Original NES Metroid was the second game I ever beat, after Super Mario Bros. 3.

Clearly it’s a Flatypus.

People are still reading The Celestine Prophecy?

The Master and the… MARGARITA??

Edit: Bought.

I came here for a link to the sale. I didn’t even pause to check if it was fake.

They got me…

I’ve ridden those donkeys!

I had a lot of trouble finding a SIM card at the top of the hill, though.

On the plus side, they feel fictional because they’re completely made up.