Rose Thorne(She/Her)

“Does not get mashed on fermented berries”.

I’ll have you know that when I was lost and low on fuel, I managed to land on an absolute shit hole of a backwater, barely a sentient being in sight, but those berries?

They got me home. Always fly X-Wing. Runs on anything.

Ballistic corkscrew penis.

0 to full in .5 seconds.

Hey, if you can’t tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.

Because sometimes you just have to find out.

Let’s take inspiration from the glory days of piracy and Boondock Saints. Strap guns across every square inch of your body you can, and then line the trenchcoat.

They’re like the tides. We’re currently in a Beans run, and it’s been going for awhile. Soon, people will get bored, and Jeans- or Denimposting will come back. You’ll normally see some crossover(beans in some jeans, jeaned Beanis, jeans with a bean pattern) before the next shift is complete.

The Pillars of Lemmy.

Beans, Linux, Jeans, Communism, Saddam Hussein.

Just the way the wheel turns.

Good on them. $7500 for all future royalties is an absolute rip, especially coming out of Rockstar.

Oh hey, thanks! Been hearing it for years, turns out I just never look left!

I wish they’d give me my driver’s license back…

Well, you’re coming back anyway.

Unless you’re grabbing your tools to go work on someone else’s garden.

“Just because I am over 3000 years old, and a creature of the night abandoned by all that once brought comfort, doesn’t mean I don’t entertain.”

What do you think Brock was all about? They were implanting that shit back in the beginning.

If you were lucky.

I remember when people figured out the invisible characters glitch and BG chat was just a wash of shit talk all s p l i t u p l I k e t h i s.

Saw some people also use that for good, but a majority in my experience were just heinous.

"The year is 3964. Todd Howard rules from his silicon throne, having gained immortality in the Great Megasoft War. The entirety of the contiguous United States have become a singular corpo-state with a united focus, and the time has come.

Elder Scrolls VIII: Oblivion Crisis in Skyrim releases."

It tastes nothing like Chex Mix. Trust me. More like salt with maybe a little dirt mixed in. You can get food-grade D.E.

It’s also a natural flea treatment if you can’t use chemical treatment for whatever reason. Does the same thing as to the snails. Shreds the exoskeleton and dries them out

You can also use Diatomaceous Earth. Same concept, it’s extremely sharp and jagged little flakes that shred through them. It also dries them out at the same time.

They’re doing a service.

Reminding men that it’s never too late to schedule an appointment at the proctologist.

A nice stack of thinly sliced ham, provolone cheese melted within and on top, a nice warm sourdough or potato bread, some mayo and mustard.

I don’t know what switch flipped in my head as I got older, but a nice hot ham and cheese has become the occasional simple pleasure like no other.

I prefer “have a week” because that’s the minimum amount of time I want away from them.

I could be misremembering, it’s been the better part of 2 decades since I last read one of these, but there’s a couple points sticking out in my mind where they at least entertained the idea of using Tobias as an assassin due to his form.

Which always kinda felt fucked up, even as a kid. Like, dude could still be a major badass, even in hawk form, but damn.