Лол. Пей и трахни. Я внесу это в свой лексикон, потому что это потрясающе.

Мы все говорим достаточно, чтобы использовать инструменты перевода.

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If we left our internet on over night they would cut us off for a few days for “internet abuse”. It would be so hard to connect at peak hours. The modem would make all the silly sounds but end in a busy signal.

I don’t hate the man like a lot of people here but this a really good point.

I don’t normally stop for “cute” but this one got me. It’s super cute.

Hahaha. Tallest.

At my Walmart the employees don’t stop people from stealing food. They told me as much.

I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

Why isn’t this racist?

Bet

Sounds gross. I’m totally in.

I’m a big fan of traditional meats

Don’t just talk shit. Tell me what (and where) pasta I should be eating, goddamnit.

schadenfreude.googled it. Adding it to my lexicon. Gonna be a challenge to learn it by a few days of overuse but I’ll manage.

Have you ever made eggnog yourself? It’s not that hard and it’s fucking wonderful

Fuck bob iger.

My man. Thank you. I have been screaming at my wife about this for years as if it was her fault. I’m really starting to think it’s because a lot of people are low key border line illiterate.

_EA is the fucking devil. They bought my favorite game, Ultima Online, and ruined it. _

I was really hoping the comments would be some sort of “what the fuck does he know?”