MushuChupacabra

Insert them whole.

There’s a simple explanation for this. Elon Musk fans are fucking idiots.

Lebensraum Enjoyers

Make Canada great again

Ewwwww

On the Beach by Nevil Schute

There was a movie adaptation, which was also shit.

Everybody hates Marineland

Just get Microsoft to pay for all of it if they want it so badly.

Fucking gargoyles.

Oh noes, suspended from Shitter.

Bark bark bark

Clumsily, and in a way that harms revenue.

I’m just like you! Look at my human smile!

Can you recommend a bot that will contact that number incessantly?

The sole purpose of being a flat earther is to be a very difficult person to deal with, so the content of their little belief system is irrelevant.

They’re the sovereign citizens of earth science.

Good.

Fascism

Death God needs a better spokesperson, that can do more than sidestep criticism.

Not at crime reduction.

Does petty crime that warrants the death penalty, and gets confronted while committing said crime:

Whelp, I’m facing the death penalty if I surrender or get subdued, so I might as well fight to the death, take hostages- anything really, as an alternative to certain death.

Leaves multiple casualties while fighting to the death.

Nice.

Totally not stranded, according to Boeing.