You talkin shit about Ranger Carl?

I switch between Boost for Lemmy and Jerboa. Boost has more features but is a little more complicated to use. Jerboa is super simple and made everything easy but it’s missing a few features I need to use occasionally.

Greenwood is exactly where I was headed lol this is on 178

Not drinking. It’s a habit I started after nearly 2 decades of being a terrible alcoholic lol

Literally no one has ever tried to dispute that Elon Musk is from South Africa lol I think this debate only exists in your head dude

It worked so well I managed to retain that knowledge for almost a full week after we were tested on it lol it’s all gone now

I think my favorite one I’ve seen recently was for someone on Instagram. It honestly doesn’t seem like they really do anything but upload selfies so I was surprised to see they had merch…

When I went to the page it was full of $60 tshirts and $120 hoodies that just had a small monogrammed logo that was basically just their initials lol it was done in the same exact color as the shirt so it was basically invisible unless someone’s getting VERY up close and personal with you lol

We had to memorize that entire fucking thing in highschool…

“up to 100% effective” just means it’s almost guaranteed not to be 100% effective except by accident in very rare cases lol

Use them to make a bootleg copy of Duke Nukem to share with your friends. That’s what we used to do with them lol

I always thought he more closely resembled and overcooked hotdog

Wait, you mean he wasn’t going to be the original bass player for Metallica??? Lol

This is a factually accurate meme lol! He ratted out Jesse “The Body” Ventura for trying to start a wrestlers union way back in 1986!

You can’t. As more generations are born into a world where 24 hour a day surveillance, constant data tracking, and a monthly subscription for literally everything are the norms the expectation of any kind of privacy will sound like something from a history book.

Soon it will seem odd to people that anyone wouldn’t want every thought and action to be tracked and recorded by our corporate overlords. People who try to maintain any type of real privacy will be seen as misanthropic at best or highly suspicious at worst.

I’ve had this conversation with the lady at the really good deli down the road from me! When I occasionally have a rare chance to go in there she says “we never see you anymore!” And I have to always remind her they only serve lunch from 11am to 3pm, my work starts at 11 and my lunch break is at 330 lol

I live in South Carolina and I absolutely love salmiak lol anyone I’ve ever convinced to try it has hated it though 😔

I was just going along with the joke lol it’s just a meme dude, calm down

I haven’t had a Facebook since like 2017. The only thing from Meta I use is an anonymous Instagram page I use to follow a few different famous people/bands, but I never post anything there. It keeps trying to get me join Threads lol