not cat but dog:
My friends mother got a dog and booth the friend and the mother picket her up to let the dog sit on their lap.
I am not a dog person so i even highten my knees a bit but the dog still jumped.
It would have likely never come back if i pushed her off me but it was very funny for me to hear the other two complain that the dog never jumps on their laps.
velociraptor. mainly because one of my classmates looked like one ^^
Edit: i dont know the english name of the tv show (maybe something like in a country before our time) but the guy reesembled the velociraptors shown here: https://piped.video/watch?v=eWVS7svd6tc (warning, german, many people think it sounds aggressive)
and then with 4. they fusion it with 3 day shitless too :p
someone posted the pic of a can of beans and the title was “I heard people on lemmy upvote everything so here is a can of beans”
and since then it has bean the top post of all times
Comment #4
what an unpleasant human
i am currently workless and get money from the social system here (germany) but i plan to get a job, hopefully in my learned category, but as long as i have enough i am happy with working at the local supermarket.
I think i am not good with money at the moment because my roommate got sick and instead of calling an ambulance she called a doctor to visit and then i like had to pay for it or let her in “a very uncomfortable situation”.
I still need to ask her out about it and even with the 200 it is likely going to be that my bf needs to pay some stuff until i really transitioned to him