gives me Goosebumps just thinking about it

the future of AI is making fake testimonials as advertisements

be the repost you wish to see in this world

I never use prime, and stuff usually shows up in 2 or 3 days, anyway. They optimized their shipping abilities, and then convinced some people to pay more for it.

well now, how about that

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

when he’s underwater does he get wet? or does the water get him, instead?

gotta nuke somethin’

¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯

nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more

“I’ll have the chicken”

“and how would you like that cooked?”

“aight I’m-a head out”

SNAKE EYES

check please!

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

lol nice

I just assumed it said “it belongs in a museum”

you mean the people that were cheering on the glorious tanks during the Tiananmen square parade

don’t forget to add some stanky interest on that principal

10L of water in one night would be an incredible feat

makanoff with the goods

offshore drilling could be jammed in the background, too

I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.