I think your jaw would have to be made of tungsten or something for that to happen, but I’m not a physist; I’ve just played one in a video game. 🤷‍♂️

A single atom wouldn’t even be worse than, like, a pop rock anyway. You need a whole mess of them motherfuckers to make a big boom.

“I don’t need to walk around in circles, walk around in circles, walk around in…” - Soul Coughing

Big Brother and ICE can ligma nuts.

I don’t use RPGMaker because I didn’t care for Ruby and afaik, they still use it as the scripting language.

https://techcrunch.com/2025/11/18/cloudflare-blames-massive-internet-outage-on-latent-bug/

We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.

Something they (Cloudflare) said recently about the last big outage is that there is some bug in some part of their system that isn’t their own code/product and the developer of that thing isn’t fixing the bug.

I could have, and now know I should have, upgraded from 16 to 64 last year, but I figured it could wait since memory running out isn’t my main concern with my rig right now. 😮‍💨

if you think this is crazy, you’ve never heard of Occam’s Razor

I know what Occam’s Razor is, but considering the context here does this dude think it’s just a good brand for head shaving? 🤨

I can’t grill burgers with the grease being drained off using a girlfriend.

Likewise, I can’t make out with a George Foreman grill without burning my lips.

I thought that was a pack of smokes in his hand and the text was gonna say smoking is now good for you like in Sleeper.

I feel like the only winners here are straight Russian kids who no longer have their brains rotted and creativity exploited by Roblox.

If’s hard to believe when my circadian rhythm was still fucked long before I had a screen I could take to bed.

Why does the name and logo seem familiar…? I am getting vague memories of a brand for one of those toy “computers” that had educational material as the programs when I look at the little frog logo.

Maybe people are finally getting bored of the ssme old shit repackaged year after year 🤷‍♂️

Molesting the environment.

Nope. It’s science now because you posted it in Science Memes. You just single handedly destroyed years of accumulated knowledge with your careless shitposting. Way to go, bud. Bravo.

I can call myself an AI company and write slop to prove it if questioned. Gimme RAM pls.

12 is the current record for folding a sheet of paper.