Kernal64

If I’ve learned anything from Amazon, cheap Chinese knock offs are named by pulling random letters out of a Scrabble bag.

People lost their shit about Google Glass, claiming users would be able to take pics of them without their knowledge, yet they didn’t bat an eye at the established creepers doing that already with smartphones and they sure don’t seem to care much about Meta putting forth Glass 2.0, now with more invasiveness! An article about it is a good first step, but articles like this about Glass were everywhere, along with a general negative sentiment in the public (and there even were some assaults on people using those things!), yet I rarely hear about these even worse glasses. Do people just not care about privacy anymore?

“Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.”

My friends and I used to call those machines ker-chunkers. 😂

Shrimps is bugs.

I’d much rather have Tau’ri calendar software than Goa’uld software of any kind. Who knows what kind of malicious code those snakes have snuck in there?

You know you only need one period to end a sentence, right?

Moisturize me!

Some company made one once, back in the early 2010s. I think they released a successor the following year, but neither phone sold well enough to keep going. It would be cool as hell if that were more common, though.

One person’s super cute is another person’s horrific nightmare fuel.

If NASA goes with Boeing for the rocket, they can expect the rocket to disassemble itself halfway into the atmosphere.

That is an on the ground picture of an alien fucking planet and this only has 12 upvotes? Goddamn, people.

Don’t mind if I do! 😏

“easily.”

r/fountainpens

🙁

Sounds to me like an entire state of amateurs. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

While I applaud both your disparaging of the grossly overused ranch and your innovation regarding alfredo sauce, the correct mozzarella stick sauce is marinara.

Hulu DID start out with ads. When they launched it was an entirely ad supported service. Hulu+ didn’t come until years later. After several years of running two tiers of service, free ad supported and paid ad free, they dropped the free tier. Now, years later, we’re back to ads with Hulu, but this time you pay for the privilege.

User name checks out, I guess.

There’s a reason that angels in the Bible are always screaming “BE NOT AFRAID!” when they show up somewhere. It’s because they know they look like Cthulhu’s nightmares.