Soon it’ll be a nonsai

Slava Ukraini! And fuck Putin!

You already know the answers

Cat

Ok, boomer

Beta blockers allow more caffeine intake

Hoggo

<starts chewing on the wrap>

Fork could be a name card holder for fancy dinner!

I’m sorry I have to go feed the cat

Ye-- say what again?

From looms to wrooms, why not!

Could be basically any japanese company 😅

Two plus two is four, minus one that’s three QUICK MATHS! -Roadman Shaq

You are undead now, just like Jesus

The cake is a lie

I hope this is not Finland like the name Sisu would suggest as it’s very much forbidden to make any live fires at the moment - wildfire warning is set for the whole country. People are ignoring the warnings and starting forests fires with careless campfires, cigarette butts and such. :(

----- three!

I suppose with this logic cheap sausage is also plant-based

Although there are beers with lactose added (eg milkshake ipas have it for texture and taste), but those are an exception of course.