Hey Canada, can I convince you to adopt us in Minnesota?

Twitter, where the response to “I like Hot Dogs” is “Why do you hate Cheeseburgers???”

I only have 2 followers, is it possible that I’m the bot? Wait, how would I know if I was? Is this the Matrix? Damnit! Maybe there’s a website to find out? BotOrNot? What even is a traffic light? Is a bus a car? What about a truck? Is a motorcycle a bike? A scooter? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrgh….

♫ Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do…… ♫

Bluesky also lets you unpin your quotes from others posts so no quote dunking and they have a nuclear block. If you’re blocked, you can’t see their posts anywhere in quotes or otherwise (excepting screenshots) and that interaction is broken completely even to third parties that may have neither blocked.

Dobbs and Chevron would disagree with your claim of “irrelevant”. You might not be aware, but that’s not the same thing…

I wonder what the reward is if you get 10 recalls on your punchcard?

WOOO!!! Free Malaria in Egypt!!!

This guy seems to think so :)

“Fake cryptocurrency”

Phone call from the Department of Redundancy Department on line one…

We just finished binging it. Aside from Neil and Mozzie together being Masters of Everything, it really held up well imho.

Looking forward to the reunion season.

That was probably for the extremely outdated and racist use of “chinaman”. Even if you were using like Florida Man, it’s still a good word to avoid.

But Putin is afRAid of Trump, don’cha know.

Wait, you mean doors work for other people too?

They usually remind me they’re in business once a year when I see people online complaining about them killing off something else that was incredibly useful but that Google just got bored with.

Offer to trim her armor, girls like trimmed armor, Zezima told me.

Joe is amazing. It’s my primary editor.

WordStar is the reason I like the text editor Joe. It functions very similarly out of the box and even has a WordStar specific flavor.

At least until they kill the product in 18 months

Robots.txt isn’t a binding agreement, this isn’t stopping anyone for whom their drive for profit outweighs their ethics.

Also, Fuck Spez.

It was more a joke about the people who keep uploading videos of them “offroading” in their cybertrucks (trying to justify their purchase) and it’s really no different than a whole lot of actual rural roads that people drive on daily with their 20 year old two wheel drives sedans.