Well, an infinite amount would.

“Babe, hold on, I need to send a text,”

My comment was made in jest, I don’t actually believe this person was trying to “cheat” on the thought experiment by selecting only smart monkeys lol.

Can you be certain that no company monitors your brain and uses that as their CEO somehow?

You don’t get to pick and choose! You get infinite monkeys. What’s all this about duplicate sets? Sounds like somebody is trying to bring in a ringer! That’s cheatin!

That’s assuming they’re typing truly randomly. Which is a fair assumption.

The pipe is throwing me off because usually I have to do parentheses for that to work…

Look, I’m just saying I’ve seen two videos of people doing it for the meme.

Latent heat, my beloved 💕

I DECLARE DOWNVOTE. LET IT BE KNOWN I DOWNVOTED THIS!

Same stuff happened on Reddit. Threads would get popular and hit r/all, people would say they were being brigaded.

It’s probably more effective to show the actual videos, yeah. Like, lathes will fuck you up in the most horrifically comical ways. Sort of like in cartoons when the most violent things happen and they get up (like being steamrolled), but you obviously don’t get up.

Only during events, but yes. Well, one saint candle thingy and the others are just lights. See edit.

See edit

I have a shrine to Paul Walker in my basement. (Not a joke.)

Edit: can’t find a better pic in a timely manner and I’m in bed.

For sheer human evilness I’ve seen a beheading video, for pure gore I’ve seen some lathe accidents. I’m never going near a lathe.

I’m not talking about what should versus shouldn’t happen.

Philosophically I agree, but legally the reality is different.

We really don’t deserve dogs, they’re too precious. Meanwhile, if you’re a jerk to a cat they’ll hate you a lot faster than a dog does lol.

Oh my God my fucking in laws… Literally any amount of poor service or delay and they’re taking a passive aggressive tone with service workers. It’s absolutely insane. Like, no, I do not think this person has personally slighted you, it’s just rush hour and everybody else is also ordering food right now.