D rink yo ur ov alt ine

After the clearance, Clarence.

Squid gun! Oh, yeah!

My choom.

I mean, I guess it makes sense, but this is the fist time I’ve seen a tricerabottom.

Have you ever listened to Zaireeka appropriately? I haven’t, but that must be a headache to line up correctly.

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

Napoleon Dynadidn’t

Dibs on the bike!

It’s 9AM on a Saturday And I am dropping a deuce There’s a piano sitting next me My bowels are sloppy and loose

“Maybe a bit too relatable?” - Billy Joel (probably)

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

Don’t know what OP used, butBitly can do that.

POON. Muad’Deepthroat. Feyd-Rawdog. The story just lends itself to porn parody.

Stop.

Took a second. Well done.

“Jesus juice”

Skraucet

“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”

You remember the face of your father.