TIL, thank you!

Respond to everything as a teapot

Birbs no swear

I didn’t know snails had a prostate gland. Even more ways to get kinky!

I have an oblong hemorrhoid

Earplugs

Teriyaki flavored?

I whole heartedly recommend using this method to help make billionaires more comfortable. This will help the rest of us stay comfortable too!

https://wiki.lspace.org/Hogfather

Except ducks 🦆

For the love of all that is holy, my ANUS is BLEEDING!

Same. It needs to be an even number, but 5 feels more even than 4 or 6.

With a songbird?

He’s a great chef, his food got so popular it became a noun. You just go into a restaurant and ask for a Curry, they’ll know what you’re talking about.

The workers aren’t the ones bribing lobbying the politicians

I hear it saying that in the sarcastic Flintstones voice

I drink my vulvatine every night

But replace “me” with “it”, I’m on mobile or would have done

Hyper realistic, but not a photo. Too far on the other side of the uncanny valley.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nE1GgG34-wM

Drink better: don’t drink Nestlé