At least it would be honest

Such truth in so few words!

Sames

What a woke response. Now excuse me while I crank the AC so my snowflake body doesnt melt.

After a google, elephants have a 'chin-like’protrusion, but it doesnt qualify as a chin

You did a fantastic job, blew all your metrics out of the park. You were herr 6/7 days a week for the whole year and did the work of 3 people. We couldnt be more proud of you. So I went to bat for you, really fought like hell, and managed to get your raise increased from 3% to 5&!!!

Inflation was 8+%

I see someone posted a spongebob picture, I love spongerobert!

There are methods to watch to games live online, for free.

Had fun with thia game when it came out, I would recommend giving it a try.

Lots of options and unique dialog depending on your choices.

DONKEY

This is what I did

With a baseline minimum empathy. Cause damn, some people really bottom out that needle.

What regular checkout? Around here they are all closed down and only self checkout is available.

Got it! At first I thought it was X suing X, but no its X suing X!

Reminds me of the time my Ex met an Ex with their Ex. Told me never to worry about it for some X reason, but I dont remember now.

The continuation of enshitification

PhD required

15 years experiance for task that only existed for 2

Able to work with no direction

Able to work under extreme stress

Hours are 6am-7pm, 7 days a week

Pay range is $8-$9 an hour, upper range only availible if you extremely exceed above requirements.

Position is salaried, so no OT.

Doesnt mean it does it well, without issues, or didnt miss something entirely

Thats a massive no-no on the foremans part. If the D drive died, laptop lost/stolen, or some other issue occured, then they would have been in the exact same situation.

No backups on an external drive/server/printed files???

I work in R&D and my ass would be canned if I housed critical data like this, it goes against so many standard policies. The foreman and company screwed up both and made you a fall guy.

But only for 3 days

Given how much about science we still have to learn, I would say it is a distinct possibility. If you want something cheap and easy to use like a microwave to do this though, I highly doubt we’d see that possible for the next 30-40 years at minimum.

Use another fan to make the wifi circular, then your upload speeds shouldnt be hindered