Pandicles

My mans was using Hotmail?

They are known to be minute men so this is pretty accurate.

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

Comment? It was a question -“?”. What does ask me anything mean to you exactly dopey? (Another question, not comment)

If it just so happens that you become American, would you prefer a new name Greenland?

Dunk a Shane

These guys are doing like the Americans with first flight, first phone call, first recorded conversation, first anything.

Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

Super elaborate to worry about getting a rug that color into someone’s bedroom where interestingly they set up the party bar.

Mexican Pollock

This 100% accurate! Recreating the Addams Family scenes must have been part of the commissioning process.

About to get these tough little guys deported to El Salvador.

And he died on Earth Day no less. Not a good sign.

Fucking socks and sandals was a dead give away that it was gonna be down hill for Montgomery.

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

I think the cat is definitely dead

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?

Those dollar store are now gonna be called 1.84 stores and shit.

If you don’t have friends that jerk your off, that’s on you and your Schroeder’s Friends that both like you and hate until you ask them to touch your intimates.

Into which universe does your dick colapse?