The first two remind me of tacky mafia style hotels and maybe Miami (Tony Montana) or Las Vegas “classy”.

He “placed” uranium in that mind box

Mf’kin crackahs be trippin and shit.

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?

Thanks a lot Osama!

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

A true gentleman.

Mastiff been the biggest of the three authors.

Pandicles

My mans was using Hotmail?

They are known to be minute men so this is pretty accurate.

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

Comment? It was a question -“?”. What does ask me anything mean to you exactly dopey? (Another question, not comment)

If it just so happens that you become American, would you prefer a new name Greenland?

Dunk a Shane

These guys are doing like the Americans with first flight, first phone call, first recorded conversation, first anything.

Do the workers get some of those cute BD dogs for emotional support considering they’re working 24 hour shifts?

Super elaborate to worry about getting a rug that color into someone’s bedroom where interestingly they set up the party bar.

Mexican Pollock

This 100% accurate! Recreating the Addams Family scenes must have been part of the commissioning process.