Why would we assume you’re not being honest? Pretty sure we’re mostly all here due to hating Spez.

He’s got a pet passport.

I’ll look into this option, thank you!

Is anyone else infuriated by the number of ‘I don’t have a vagina BUT’ posts?

Like let me speak for the woman in my life. Let me provide my opinion. I know I wasn’t asked BUT…

Jesus just go die in a hole. Let women speak for themselves.

It won’t be gender neutral until a straight man can say he hooked up with some dude last night and not be assumed gay.

I was trying to customize shit and accidentally deleted my entire task bar. I couldn’t figure out how I did it so I just installed a different one which needed to boot on startup.

I still have and use one. Will it stop working now?

Only if your direct deposit amount is below a threshold, which is low enough that most full time workers meet it.

Separate but equal, right?

X men of Lemmy, what advice do you have for Y men of Lemmy?

Why not allow answers from women and for women? You already know most answers will be from and for men, why specifically exclude the least empowered amongst us? I thought I’d gotten away from that when I left reddit. We can be better.

Europe

Well we gotta get in out 40 hours. Not more. We just start later.

We’ve got free local artisan coffee, organic fruit, mineral water, and beer. We turn the kitchen table into a ping pong table with a net after lunch for however long people want to use it and people do. At 17:00 everyone’s got a beer on their desk and by 18:00 the doors are locked and the lights are out. One Thursday a month the table is used for beer pong after work and we play card games like Exploding Kittens. Idk I like it here.

Not everywhere sucks. I’ve never worked an hour over my full-time requirements (ever), I get unlimited sick leave and no one shames me for missing a week as long as I call in properly. 31 Vacation days and company parties are nice too, plus paid travel time and nice hotel rooms. Also I’ve never made more money in my life and we’re all getting extra bonuses to cover the unexpected inflation.

Oh and I can work from home four days a week if I want to. Gotta come in that one day, but it’s a fifteen minute walk from my house so that’s just fine for me. I come in on Tuesdays because that’s when the company orders lunch for everyone (just one day a week but still cool).

Tell me you haven’t smoked without telling me you haven’t smoked

My parents bought a Tandy hooked it up real early, without understanding what the internet was. I was given access to it at maybe age 9 and I got my first dick pic sent to me VIA SCANNER. Pre-digital camera era. Someone literally put their hardon in a scanner, closed the lid, and sat there while it scanned. Just to send it to 16, f, California.

Where does the poop go

Browser game, so installation is irrelevant, buuuut:

Travian. It ruins my life.

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I think you put it on the bottom of the urn and write your pet’s name on it. I have four tiny urns on my bookcase now and labeling them has proved important.

Sorry for your loss.