GreenPlasticSushiGrass

Return to Homr.

Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.

Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.

I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.

(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)

They got their name because they’re the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.

Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I’d also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I’m guessing they will also be awesome.

Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Halloween is 8-1/2 months away. There well probably be at least three Dollar Generals in that building by then.

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

Added to my wallpaper folder. Thanks!

Flashbacks of grad school!

You haven’t felt the struggle until you’ve taken the baking soda from the kitchen to brush your teeth with until payday. Extra points if it was a refrigerator deodorizer.

I loved having chickens, but sometimes you can tell they’re little dinosaurs. One time I was doing something near the chicken run, and all six of them suddenly went quiet and dead still. Then a wasp flew through the run and one of the hens jumped about 2-3 feet off the ground and knocked it right out of the air. Another hen ran over to where it landed and ate it. It was all over in about 15-20 seconds, the birds went back to acting normal and I’m just standing there going, “Damn!”.

Estos pretzels me están haciendo sediento.

HDMI cables. . The cheap ones and the expensive ones have the same specifications

As a wise man once said, “Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.”

Skynet return to monke.

That sounds like the premise for a new Tim & Eric series.

You are either a genius or quite mad.

Back to the bowels of hell with thee, demon!

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, that you didn’t stop to think if you should.