This is comically stupid

FWIW, there is no indication that there is some etymological connection between futuo and fuck, because you could (mis)read the text like I did at first – although the translation is somewhat correct.

Well. It fucking feels real.

Retinol can work wonders. Just two things: you probably don’t need it before turning 30, and you should stay out of the sun or wear good sunscreen if you can’t, when you have recently used it. I only apply it once a week in the evening.

I know that, I was not referring to you personally

For some that is troubling

The Tiger gained the dubious distinction of being the first jet aircraft to shoot itself down. On 21 September 1956, during a test-firing of its 20 mm (0.79 in) cannons, pilot Tom Attridge fired two bursts midway through a shallow dive. As the trajectory of the cannon rounds decayed, they ultimately crossed paths with the Tiger as it continued its descent, disabling the aircraft and forcing Attridge to crash-land the aircraft; he survived with a broken leg and multiple broken vertebrae.

From Wikipedia

I think just saying that it hit itself due to its high speed doesn‘t really tell the whole story.

I won’t be directly affected by a right wing leadership

Well, you know that famous quote where in the end there’s no one to fight for you when they come for you?

With love and knowledge

I think Playmobil will press charges soon

Thank

Impressive

Something tells me you’re right.

Then again, it’s damn cold outside and I have no concept of averages so 1.5 for the whole year seems about right

Edit: /s

Why do you want to know?

Not only was it rendered useless in the long term (RCS), it was also dangerous to use it all along. I guess that’s something, nothing?

*Whomst

Who said I was serious? I tried to continue the joke you made. Sorry for the downvotes. Irony is a gamble sometimes.

*It‘s

It’s not going to be a convenient apocalypse, sorry.

Nein.