I’d like to see a cookie notice that just says “it’s your browser, figure out how to get it to handle cookies however you want. If you accept cookies we’re gonna use them and you can safely assume we’ll use them for anything and everything they might be useful for. European regulators can eat a bag of dicks.”
Two punches for calling it Aluminium
Working from home for me is worth about $3,000 per year in gasoline alone.
Sometimes I’m guessing, but my guesses are more informed than yours and I’m only suggesting giving it a try because it will be faster than this argument we’re now having about it.
Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?
Would you please be the boss of me now?
I was a senior project manager at Twitter
I’d imagine some DOJ personnel dying under suspicious circumstances is more likely
what are people going to do? go somewhere else?
Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options
Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.
Looks like you just missed the frog with a wizard hat who definitely hangs out there
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again
The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.
It matches my Stanley
The Amazon near me has a “Just Fuck Off” policy. They redecorated the old Toys R Us building a few years ago and then never bothered to open the store.
I’m imagining that the first output didn’t cover everything they wanted so they tweaked it and pasted the results together and fucked it up.
Anything’s better than Blippy
Bro, not only are they sentient, the trees fucking hate us. Allergies aren’t just something that happens as a quirk of evolution. Those trees are filling the air with their jizz in a coordinated effort to take us out bro. The trees are trying to kill us bro.
To be fair to Apple, I don’t think they’re referring to rice dust getting past seals. They’re likely referring to bits of rice getting stuck in lightning or USB ports, starch on camera lenses, or a small particle working its way into a button. All of that could be solved by putting the phone in a paper wrapping or envelope and putting that in a real desiccant instead of chucking the phone in a bag of rice.
The inaccurate ones are the scariest. That crab isn’t remotely natural, it must be the work of a truly gifted and insane necromancer.