I believe this belongs under shitpost rather than memes but still funny as hell either way

But left isn’t a car, that’s a snail. But he’s got nerves of steel

Try not to run your face through any filters in the parking lot!

One of the worst I’ve seen was “blow load, piss, shit. Pipes are clean.” I saw that in 2011

grabs you by the throat BACK THE FUCK OFF???

ASS2GRASS BBY

I’m kind of like a bee. People aren’t sure if I’m the mean kind or the nice, fuzzy pollinator but if you just wait it out, I’ll go

A lot actually. Boxing, motorcycling (riding and fixing) , mycology, oil painting, and lots and lots of books. But turns out that was more symptomatic of bipolar 2 lol

You need a hobby when getting sober more than anything. When you get sober you are bored shitless. Seriously I didn’t know what bored meant until getting clean

The ooooooool dick twist!

I didn’t learn my ABCs AABBCC God God dammit dammit

It is Warehouse from the first tony hawk game. It returned to THPS2 but with an added section with a helicopter

Yep that’s his email

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HLvuYzWYLU&t=0 this one

Lol me too. I’m so lonely I cry lmao. I feel so disconnected from humanity and romance love rofl

Shampannee. It’s always been celebrated for itssexelence…

I’m here to raise my hand as well

“wow I feel great…oh fuck” good to know your signs though