FartsWithAnAccent

Most of these apps are communication apps that need the mic lol, you 100% could have picked better, way more egregious examples.

What kind of asshole inflicts more Jared Leto on the world?

Boo! Get off the stage HDMI Forum!

Understandable, every time I bear a bigot pissing and moaning about something being woke it makes me want to rip a horrific fart directly into their face.

Nope.

What would you need a blanket for when you’ve got a fort?

Booo! Use Calvin & Hobbes instead of this fascist shitstain.

I think I’m gonna hURL

Google: We love killing the things you love.

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?

Yeah you do buddy, yeah you do.

I agree with you, Lemmy World version of me.

I haven’t noticed any slowdowns with Firefox and Ublock Origin.

Wow, that sounds awful lol

Eagle > Bic, just saying.

Phrenology, voice stress analysis, lie detectors, etc. - There’s a long list of things that don’t really work being used by law enforcement to help put lot of innocent people in prison.

Fingerprints might not be on the same level of fraudulent bullshit of the above, but they also shouldn’t be the unquestionable end-all be-all of proof either.

I was today years old when I learned that networked wrenches were a thing.

Can’t move portals.

Looks like she’s an actual author. Couldn’t tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.

That’s because crack is whack: Everyone knows Jesus was an Ecstasy guy.