IIRC there are only 2 states that don’t abide by Daylight Saving Time: Arizona & Hawaii

I was at a professional development conference offered by my union yesterday. 3/4 of the presenters I went to were using their management-owned accounts (and in one case, a management-owned device!). Now, none of the topics were about unionism–it was all how to be better at our jobs, but I couldn’t wrap my head around it… and they put up QR codes for us to access on our phones, and guess what? The links wouldn’t work for me because I refuse to put any work shit on my personal phone, so I wasn’t logged into my work account, and therefore didn’t have permission to view the document. I just could not believe that people were surprised…

I went to an Indian place once and asked the waiter to make my food spicy. It was kinda medium-spicy, and when the waiter asked if it was spicy enough, I–stupid white boy I am–said no. He took the dish back to the kitchen. He returned a little later with the chef. They both watched me take a bite and regret my decision. Through the tears, I told them the Spice was just right. They laughed.

Staying with her even though she was abusive. Having kids with her. Then finally getting up the courage to get myself out but not being able to take the kids with me.

Clue. One of Tim Curry’s finest performances. Madeline Kahn’s, too.

Joke’s on you. I’m in dark mode all the time.

It has a 49% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, so about half of people seem to agree with you.

As a stand-alone film, it is probably fine. As an entry in the Ghostbusters franchise, I did not enjoy the film.

Independence Day. Just run away, alien dudes! The xenophobia isn’t worth it!

Woody Allen? Are you on Lemmy now?

Wow. A 30 year old AIDS joke? On my Lemmy?

Good. Can you either delete the kid in the middle or make the random ponytail attach correctly to the kid in the foreground?

That was funnier than it should have been

I saw “department store sale” and thought this was a strike over something very different

“Sir this is a Wendy’s Taco Bell”

Not to mention that the food stylists create something that isn’t even edible. They frequently use things that aren’t food to make it look more palatable onscreen.

I’m in my early 40s, and I’m more of a leftist today than I was when I was 18.

Translation: people have always been morons.

Man, the Bradys haven’t aged well.

See, Russia? That’s how you land on the moon!

Lol the more I learn about humanity, the worse it gets