“After all, a lot of sensitive data can be accessed via the web browser — including emails, work files, and even banking details — so Google must place a safeguard around Project Jarvis and its future developments to ensure that it doesn’t unnecessarily access your private information.”

Narrator: They did NOT place any safeguards around the project.

Thank goodness for Linux.

Wait until they hear about cell phones.

Philosophy students: Turn up with the textbook along with all of their notes, and write a dissertation on why it all qualified as “one-sided.”

Mitt Romney says “Hi.”

Guidance counselors. One of them tried to convince my parents that I was on drugs…in 4th grade. Turned out that I had an undiagnosed mental disorder.

And on the third try, you think you accidentally failed to hit the last key, and so you have to start all over again.

The sad thing is that most people won’t even give a damn.

This is why I never bought a domain. Can’t give up on your dreams if you never pursued them in the first place!

Good for them! Hopefully this leads to a stronger labor movement nationwide.

I look forward to the day when my refrigerator stops working because the company went bankrupt, or because their server was down.

I pity the poor fool who sets up their smart TV instead of just grabbing an HDMI cable and plugging in their computer.

Is it sufficient to set the Enhanced Tracking Protection to “Strict” (which claims to block cross-site cookies in all windows), or is there something else you have to do?

Fuck.

Posts like this remind me just how grateful I am for the Fediverse.

I was already going to crawl over cut glass to vote for her/against Drumph. Walz doesn’t change anything for me, but if Internet comments are to be believed, picking him does make me slightly more optimistic about our chances come November.

Literally the plot of a dystopian movie from 20 years ago.

And when you read their comments, you get through the first few pages and think, “Hey this isn’t so bad.”

And then you get to the part where you’re introducing your original work, and you start to wonder how hard it would be to live on minimum wage.

Edit: Thank you, kind stranger!

Retroactively justifying the existence of vanity plates.