Couple of screws on either side for the sliding problem. Bedazzling to make it fun.

Listen for the tiny screams.

I have a lot of unhoused neighbors so I regularly leave out fresh socks, a pair of gloves here and there, basic toiletries, and food for their pets. If one came to my door I’d be happy to try giving a haircut, but no refunds.

All the coolest people dab, often and without irony.

And dab some cold water behind your ears.

Often scammers don’t want to make it less obvious. If it’s obvious and the mark falls for it, it’s a good indicator they’re on the hook and will fall for more. It’s to filter out the less gullible so the scammer doesn’t waste their time. Probably not the case with this situation specifically, but it holds true in general with scams.

Generally? Yes. Specifically? No.