That…That was amazing. Thank you.

How do I start?

you can make one…

What is wrong with MSG? Seriously.

The end of the article when it talks about the fire trucks that the car failed to yield to; the article claimed it was because they were yellow instead of red. What about cop cars that are white, black, blue? How about ambulances? This seems super shady behavior to me.

his hair

That’s a different game called Star Wars Hunter.

No.

You can always walk into an eyeglass store near you and ask them to do some of the things you just mentioned. Checking the screws, wiping nosepads, cleaning them. It’s always free!

Awesome!

If you like people in a room talking, have you seen Coffee and Cigarettes?

I love lingerie though.

Crickets

I love that SatansMaggotyCumFart was the one to post this.

I want an android version of this. I will use the feedback form and tell you all about the good and the bad. I’m only one guy though…

African or European swallows?

Yeah, something about this screams at me it’s not right.

Why wouldn’t this work? What would go wrong?

Nobody wants to do business with unstable nazis.

I was at a Geek Prom and there was a fantasy/sci-fi spelling bee and somehow I made it to the final round (? not sure but it was close) and they said, “Your word is ‘wookiee’.”

Now, I’ve been a hardcore Star Wars fanatic forever, and knowing that I, quick as a flash, upzipped my coveralls to reveal my super tight X-Wing pilot shirt on, belted out, “W-O-O-K-I-E!!” and looked at the moderator as he looked at me and then he said, “I’m sorry, that’s wrong. It’s, ‘w-o-o-k-i-e-e’.”

I turned beat red and slunk back to my seat embarrassed as I could be.

Yeah, that was way better!