Have you met humanity? Once it is introduced, it will take two generations before it is common.

Occurrence is too low. One day their will be a way to inject a boob growth drug, among other “enhancements”.

If that comes first or “bespoke babies” with gene editing comes first is a coin toss.

One day small boobs will be uncommon and I find that unfortunate.

Yeah, but that $250 is a bunch of food, some books, and tacos instead of one ok meal and some mimosas.

We should be fine so long as we don’t let the woke liberal leftists communists socialist colleges let spiders in under DEI with funding from Soros.

Only if we give them supplemental oxygen as they lack the ability to manufacture and have little to no engineering education.

Don’t worry, atmospheric oxygen is too low to make gigantic spiders possible.

Yeah, because they are hebephiles and the pedoes defile the kid before they can.

Inefficient.

Corpses should be put through a rotary macerator and then composted.

He would just use you be looking at himself in the mirror while flexing the entire time.

At least they generate revenue.

Marketing, now that is a useless department with far too many people.

It is like you don’t even care about profits and value the consumer.

Last patent application diagram for a suicide device. Submitted by Subject 7322261, a toad who had gained sentience and super intelligence during gene editing trials concerning FOXo3 and SHANK3.

They sold under 3 million copies, it needs 7.8 million copies sold to break even.

There is a round version, but it isn’t in production.

That makes it easier to find them to check for cancer caused by microplastics.

You can get tattoos that are you skin tone, but they aren’t invisible, they will show up if you get flush or tan.

There also are UV tattoos that onto show up under blacklight. How visible they are varies, but there is usually a ghosting with them.

Both cases, the ink fades faster than other colors. How fast that happens depends on the person and how much sun exposure you get. You can get touch ups every 2 years to keep the UV bright, but it does muddy the tattoo the more you do that.

The left lane is for crime.

Proof of concept for device which allows for the transmission of video and audio stimuli to a subject’s brain for marketing purposes during R.E.M. sleep.

Life causes cancer, enjoy it.

Almost as good as new car.